8 Простых Правил, Чтобы Оттрахать Мою Юную Дочь / 8 Simple Rules For Banging My Teenage Daughter Год выпуска: 2006 Страна: США Жанр: All Sex, Oral, Anal, A2M, Facial, Teens, Gonzo Продолжительность: 2ч 40м Перевод: Не требуется Режисер: Stoney Curtis Студия: Lethal Hardcore В ролях: Addison Rose, Adrianna Faust, Aubrey Addams, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Tia Tanaka, Dirty Harry, Donny Long, Nick East, Rick Masters, Steven French, Talon Описание: Young, innocent teens get fucked & covered with cum! Dumb and hungry for cum, Adrianna gets fucked by her dad's buddy. Teeny Janie says "fuck the rules" and has every hole crammed with hard man meat. Aubrey goes bonkers for a big bone in her mouth and pussy. Sexy Addison's throat and pussy get probed, and she gets covered with goo! Eighteen year-old Tia's pussy and ass get plundered by two able older guys! With ATMs, gapers and cum swallowing. You and your cock will approve of 8 Simple Rules for Banging My Teenage Daughter! Описание на русском: Молодые, невинные подростки оттраханы и покрыты спермой! Глупая и жаждущая спермы, Адрианна трахнута приятелем ее папы. Подросток Джани говорит, "нах правила" и заполняет каждую дырку твердым членом. Обри сходит с ума по большому члену в ее рту и киске. Горло и киска сексуальной Аддисон исследованы, и она покрыта липкой спермой! Киска и задница восемнадцатилетней Тии разграблены двумя способными мужиками! С ATM, раздвиганием дырочек и глотанием спермы. Вы и ваш член одобрите 8 Простых Правил, Чтобы Оттрахать Мою Юную Дочь! Качество: DVDRip Формат: AVI Видео кодек: Xvid Аудио кодек: MP3 Видео: 512x384 29.97fps Аудио: 48000Hz stereo 115Kbps
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Addison Rose: "You weren't supposed to come on my face I'm gonna tell my mom!"
Stoney Curtis: "Don't tell your mom. We'll give you a little extra cash."
Addison Rose: "Okay." The premise behind 8 Simple Rules for Banging My Teenage Daughter is so perverted that I·m amazed no other porn company has picked up on it to date in a nutshell, a quintet of barely legal nymphos are brought to Stoney Curtis· door by their moms or dads and handed over to him to get a more proper perspective on fucking. There·s a catch, of course; each of the prospective Parents of the Year has a list of eight no-nos that Stoney can·t commit on their daughters no fisting, no anal, no spitting, and the like. Naturally, once the ¦rents are out of sight, Stoney and his crew of faceless dick-swingers set about to break each of the rules in long, sweaty fuckbouts.
Sweet little blondie Jeanie Marie (who looks like an A-cup Scarlett Johansson if you squint) gets pimped out by her doughy trailer park mama, who·s adamant about keeping her girlchild·s ass tight and firm, but the promise of a check gets the old broad out of the way, and Jeanie·s teen tush gets drilled and bored but good. C-lister Aubrey Adams is slobbering on her boyfriend·s wang when Mom (who will be familiar to fans of internet MILF sites) busts in and starts coaching her on proper head technique. Addison Rose (a startling double for Amanda Bynes) is shipped off to Stoney·s to learn how to have sex the responsible way with a grizzled porn vet like Nick East, who pounds her fresh-outta-math-class twat before unleashing the aforementioned forbidden pop shot on her Clearasil-clean mug. Top-billed cover girl Adrianna Faust is brought over by her hillbilly dad (who resembles the unholy love child of MTV·s Randy of the Redwoods and Killer Nerd Toby Radloff) to get some sex schooling; Hillbilly Daddy·s #1 concern is that his baby doesn·t get fucked by any albinos, and Stoney, being a decent sort, keeps all Edgar Winter look-alikes out of the ensuing flesh-pounding. The final vignette ups 8 Simple Rules· creepy factor by multiples of 10; Asian jailbait Tia Tanaka is dragged in by her emaciated, molestached step-daddy, who adds one special request to his list of requests: he wants to watch Tia get banged. Naturally, being the observer isn·t enough for this Skeletor freak, and within seconds, he·s double-teaming her and leering at the camera with his dead, soulless eyes. Two spackles to the face later, Step-Monster gets the movie·s finale word: ЇHowdja like Daddy?Ь Just fine, sir. Now, if you·ll excuse me, I need to go and book a session with my therapist.
So, cellar dwellers rejoice: 8 Simple Rules for Banging My Teenage Daughter manages to provide some spectacular deviant chills while turning out four top-notch skin scenes (the Aubrey Adams go-round is just okay). Lethal·s DVD includes the usual behind-the-scenes stuff masquerading as outtakes (Addison changes out of her street clothes; Jeanie and Adrianna shoot B-roll), and about a half-hour·s worth of trailers for other Lethal product, including the latest installments of Cream on My Camel Toe, Hot Bods and Tail Pipes, and many, many others.
Adult Video News
Rating:4/5 Parents have to be cautious. That's why it's nice to see the parents in 8 Simple Rules for Banging My Teenage Daughter laying it all out on the line up front. Of course, rules are meant to be broken.
The girls in this feature are bangin?. Jeanie Marie is a hot little blonde with a sweet snatch that looks great getting fucked. Aubrey looks so amazing with a cock in her mouth that she should be illegal.
And then there's Adrianne. The piece de resistance. This exotic, dark-eyed slut with the heart shaped cooch is a fucking delight. She's so hot the screen threatens to melt. Pre-Nom this bitch for Best New Starlet, and watch her ass bounce with joy.
Retailing: This is hot. It will sell.
Excalibur Films
Rating:4/5 This month we·re going to watch a half dozen Lethal Hardcore flicks and what better place to start than right here. I·m a sucker for great porn titles and this one has to qualify. I honestly don·t think I ever watched the TV show, but it certainly opened things up for Porn Valley to make fun of it. Never mind the fact that a parent presenting a list of sexual dos and don·ts is completely disturbing. Let·s just enjoy the laugh and have fun with the sexy teens who are ready to perform for us. Most of them are so fresh that I haven·t even seen them before. The one exception of course is Tia Tanaka and I can·t see her enough these days.
The first daughter to come through the doors is Jeanie Marie. Her momma brings her in and is OK with her working for Stoney, but she has a list of rules to go over. We get to check out her body while mom readies her list. Some of the things on the list of rules are ЇNo analЬ, Їno swallowingЬ and Їno gaggingЬ (Hey, that last on there sounds like a good fucking idea.) When mom leaves Stoney take a closer look at her thin little body and tight pussy. The guy comes in and within a few seconds he has his cock into that snug little slit. Jeanie is very vocal as he pounds that little hole, but she seems to be a bit of a pillow queen. The rule breaking beings with some pointless and wood-killing gag footage. I can·t tell you how boring and disappointing it is to take a decent scene and watch it flushed down the fucking crapper as the guy grabs her head and starts shoving it up and down his dick. (Am I the only one who would laugh himself silly if one of these meatheads actually got seriously hurt by a stray tooth?) Now her dirty talk sounds robotic because she is probably having almost as much fun fucking this guy as she would in the dental chair with no Novocain. They also break mom·s no-anal rule during some nice looking piledriver footage. After a quick A2M she rolls onto her side and gets pummeled in spoon. There is some fantastic doggy footage as her skinny little ass gets stretched and totally stuffed with hard meat. They finish with a nice facial. This is a pretty good scene that certainly could have been better.
Aubrey is making out with Talon when her mom comes in with a few pointers. The young girl seems mortified, but mom points out that he is already hard for her. (Well duh) and that if she doesn·t suck it properly he might seek pleasure somewhere else. (Too easy) He seems to be fine just shoving his dick into her mouth and telling her to suck his balls while she tries not to gag on it. It is far from a great blowjob, but we do get to watch her jump right into reverse cowgirl. She has a really nice little body so this is pretty good footage. There weren·t any rules handed down by mom this time so Talon just smacks her on the ass and pounds away like he·s digging tunnels. We get some nice ass shots and her energy doesn·t seem to fade like the first girl. Little Aubrey takes a big load right in her mouth like a good slut. Apparently mom has done a good job with this one.
Addison shows up with a list of rules from her mom. Her parents want her to learn how to fuck from a porn star so Stoney puts her together with Nick East. She looks kind of bored as Nick goes over the list, but she also looks nearly felonious. Addison looks like she should be hanging out at the mall, but is very comfortable getting naked and straddling Nick·s face. Down on her knees, this little cutie happily sucks a cock that looks as thick as her forearm. (And it isn·t like Nick is packing huge meat.) The blowjob ends a bit too early, but is replaced by some very nice looking cowgirl footage as she rides hard. After a few moments of showing off her cute butt, she slides back to the floor and pumps his prick into her hungry mouth. For pure eye candy it is tough to beat the way her pretty little pussy looks being stuffed from behind. Nick works her over and shows her how to take long, solid strokes in a number of porn-friendly positions. (You can·t learn this stuff sucking off football players after homeroom eh Addison?) He takes aim at her face and she turns away to take it on the cheek. Though she ducks a bit, Addison makes up for it by sucking the last few drops out of his dong.
Cover girl Adrianna shows up with her dad. She looks cute in pigtails and a tiny little skirt. Some of his rules are pretty funny, but I·m too busy checking out her cute boobs to really care what dear old dad has to say. Stoney sends him on his way and enjoys watching Adrianna shake those natural fun bags. When the meat puppet comes in he goes right after her pussy, fingering and licking it as she rocks her body on the couch. Naked except for her boots, the pigtailed cutie knees and shows us some well-developed oral skills. The eye contact is good and this cutie really has me interested. This busty babe is pretty active during the fucking. He rolls her over and works that pussy from behind. Her ass is also well worth watching as she rides and shoves her tits into his face. Reverse cowgirl gives us great boob shots and I am going to have this girl on a watch list after being mesmerized by her awesome rack. He unloads a nice wad all over her face and hair. Adrianna is really worth watching and this scene will make everyone happy that they picked up this DVD.
Finally we get to Tia Tanaka, the most stroke-worthy babe of the bunch. She is brought in by her creepy step-father Dirty Harry who has a list of rules, but thankfully doesn·t want to be the guy who nails this pretty Asian doll. Tia strips in front of him though and shows off a very tight little body. As she spreads her legs and plays with her pussy, Tia asks for some help. With her step-dad watching, she nearly creams from the first lick. By the time Rick Masters puts his dick into her mouth; Harry has his own meat out and can·t resist getting some. Sadly he breaks his own rules and she starts quagging like a trained seal. This stupid bullshit continues as Rick fucks her and Harry talks to Tia about how he has been waiting for this for five years and tells her that she sucks his dick better than her mom. (I guess since the quagging has already ruined the scene, we might as well pile on.) It is easy to watch this cute girl go to town, but very tough to listen to something so great become something so lame. Don·t get me wrong, this scene is hot with the sound down. Her ass looks great as she rides on Harry·s big cock and clearly Tia can take whatever they have to dish out. They finally drop a couple of loads on her pretty face. Personally I am disappointed by this scene because I was looking forward to this babe above all others.
The set up on this movie is pretty funny. We can just laugh at the silly moms and dads who bring lists with them as they turn their daughters over to the smut makers in Porn Valley. Some of the things on the lists are silly, but a lot of the items should be taken to heart. We could probably make porn better across the board if a few of these simple rules were followed. There are some cute chicks here and a few really good scenes. As much as I love Tia, her scene is actually a bit of a let down. Adrianna is really cute and probably gives the best overall scene of the movie. Aubrey and Addison are also cute teens who disobey they loving parents as they give us something to stroke to. This is a solid movie that could be better, but is certainly worth picking up. Just make sure you have some lube nearby because you just might need it.
Кто в какой сцене
Scene 1. Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Steven French
Scene 2. Aubrey Addams, Talon
Scene 3. Addison Rose, Nick East
Scene 4. Adrianna Faust, Donny Long
Scene 5. Dirty Harry, Rick Masters, Tia Tanaka
Slayder ты че то папутал брат
сам мне замечания делаешь а сам че вытворяешь
--постер превышает однозначно допустимой нормы
а так все круто мне нравится
Дорогой друк, покажите где именно в правилах написано про максимальный размер постера?
Там есть ограничения только на размер скринлиста. Во всем остальном, релизер сам решает как оформлять раздачу.
Лично мне постер кажется маленьким. Все зависит от точки зрения и размера монитора.
с одной стороны ты прав.
но давай не будем забывать о других -ты правильно упомянул (Все зависит от точки зрения и размера монитора.)вот у меня например 22 viewsonic но есть и такие, у которых 14 дюймов и как ты думаешь они будут рассматривать твой постер
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А я вообще скринов не вижу и постера !Надо по ссылкам бегать!Пусть лучше уж будут огромные!))))))
